future-mrs-frost:

Our science teacher had us play a game where we had to find the similarities between two things. A question we had was “What’s the similarity between Humans and Corn?”

One girl in the back of our class was called on and she looked my teacher straight in the eyes and said very calmly, “You can eat them both”

The answer was ears.

EARS

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

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askmybeatingheartkrista:

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

oh buddy

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How had I not heard this song before today?!?!?!

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  • #LOVE IT #it's so catchy #good message #yes
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